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MotiveWeight

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MotiveWeight

If You Bite It, Write It. If You Snack It, Track It.

Posted: 12 Feb 2012 10:30 PM PST

Social Media Quotes

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128 Social Media Quotes

Smiley faces

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Smiley faces

101 Awesome Marketing Quotes

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101 Awesome Marketing Quotes

Love Quotes

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Love Quotes

Valentines Day — Presentation Transcript

2012-02-13T02:58:00.003+07:00

Valentines Day — Presentation Transcript

1. Valentine’s Day
2. Saint Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day is celebrated on February 14. It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other; sendingValentine’s Card and candy, often anonymously. It is very common to give flowers on Valentine's Day.
3. The association of the middle of February with love and fertility dates to ancient times. On the ancient Athens calendar, the period between mid-January and mid-February was the month of Gamelion, dedicated to the sacred marriage of Zeus and Hera.
4. In Ancient Rome, February 15 was Lupercalia. The word Lupercalia comes from lupus, or wolf, so the holiday may be connected with the legendary wolf that suckled Romulus and Remus. Lupercalia was a festival local to the city of Rome. The more general Festival of Juno Februa, meaning "Juno the purifier“ or "the chaste Juno," was celebrated on February 13-14.
5. In 494 AD, Pope Gelasius I renamed Juno Februata's feast day. It is now known as the Feast of the Purification of the Virgin Mary. The date was also changed to February 2. To appease the pagans, the Church created a romantic holiday (Valentine’s Day) on February 14.
6. Saint Valentine His birth date and birthplace are unknown. The feast of St. Valentine was first decreed in 496 by Pope Gelasius I, who included Valentine among those "... whose names are justly reverenced among men, but whose acts are known only to God."
7. The 3 Legends of St. Valentine Legend #1 The priest Valentine was arrested and put into prison.He was incarcerated because he did not worship the Roman gods. After being in prison for many years, he was presented to Claudius II (known as Claudius the Cruel). Valentine stood by his convictions and still refused to worship any other but his God. Claudius II was outraged. The ruler sealed Valentine's fate and condemned him to die. In the meantime, Valentine had become friends with one of the prison guard’s daughters who was blind. Valentine sent her a note before he was martyred. When the girl opened the note, her sight was restored. She could read the signature of the person who had signed the note. The note was signed "from your Valentine."
8. Legend #2 Claudius II was interested in building a great army. He recognized that married men would not make effective soldiers because they would be concerned about their wives and families. To stem this problem, Claudius II forbade young couples to marry. Valentine had great empathy for the young couples who wanted to marry. He chose to marry couples in secret. However, Valentine's service was discovered and he was put to death for breaking the law.
9. Legend #3 Valentine loved flowers and tended a lovely flower garden where children could enjoy their beauty and fragrance. When Valentine was in prison, the children would bring him flowers from his garden. Accompanying the bouquets were notes saying how they loved and missed him.
10. Valentine's Day in North America Valentine's Day was probably imported into North America in the 19th century by British settlers. In the United States, the first mass-produced valentines of embossed paper lace were produced and sold shortly after 1847 by Esther Howland (1828-1904) of Worcester, Massachusetts. Her father operated a large book and stationery store, and she took her inspiration from an English valentine she had received. Since 2001, the Greeting Card Association has been giving an annual "Esther Howland Award for a Greeting Card Visionary". In the second half of the 20th century, the practice of exchanging cards was extended to all manners of gifts in the United States, usually from a man to a woman. Such gifts typically include roses and chocolates. In the 1980s, the diamonds industry began to promote Valentine's Day as an occasion for giving jewelry
11. In some North American elementary schools, students are asked to give a Valentine card or small gift to everyone in the class. The greeting cards of these students often mention what they appreciate about each other.
12. Valentine's Day in other cultures Thanks to a concentrated marketing effort, Valentine's Day has emerged in Japan and Korea as a day on which women, and less commonly men, give candy, chocolate or flowers to people they like. This has become an obligation for many women. Those who work in offices end up giving chocolates to all their male co-workers, sometimes at significant personal expense. This chocolate is known as giri-choko ( 義理チョコ ), in Japan, from the words giri (obligation) and choko , a common short version of chokorēto ( チョコレート ), meaning chocolate. This contrasts with honmei-choko , which is given to a person someone loves or has a strong relationship with. Friends, especially girls, exchange chocolate that is referred to as tomo-choko ( 友チョコ ); tomo means friend in Japanese.
13. According to Jewish tradition the 15th day of the month of Av – Tu B’av (usually late August) is the festival of love (hag haahava). In ancient times girls would wear white dresses and dance in the vineyards, where the boys would be waiting for them (Mishna Taanith end of Chapter 4). In modern Israeli culture this is a popular day to pronounce love, propose marriage and give gifts like cards or flowers.
14. In Colombia , the "Día del amor y la amistad" (lit. "Love and Friendship Day") is celebrated on the third Friday and Saturday in September, because of commercial issues. In this country the Amigo secreto ("Secret friend") tradition is quite popular, which consists of randomly assigning to each participant a recipient who is to be given an anonymous gift (similar to the Christmas tradition of Secert Santa). In Mexico , the "Día del amor y la amistad" is celebrated similar to Colombia but this one falls on February 14.
15. In Brazil, there is no Valentine's Day. Instead, "Dia dos Namorados" (lit. "Day of the enamored", or "Boyfriend's/Girlfriend's Day") is celebrated on June 12, when couples exchange gifts such as lingerie, chocolates, cards and usually a flower bouquet. This day is chosen probably because it is the day before the Saint Anthony's day, known there as the marriage saint , when many single women perform popular rituals in order to find a good husband (or nowadays, a boyfriend).
16. Happy Valentine’s Day !!!

My Valentine Secrets

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My Valentine Secrets

Quotes About Valentine S Day

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Quotes About Valentine S Day

6 Ways to Improve your Life

2012-02-08T09:32:00.000+07:00

6 Ways to Improve your Life

1. Replace negative words with positive ones. For example – "I'm an idiot because I made a mistake at work" could be replaced with "I made a mistake but I'm going to learn from this and be a better person for it." Do this enough and you'll be able to train yourself to become a positive thinker. A positive attitude is one of the biggest intangibles you can have in life.

2. Stop hanging out with the naysayers – They're only going to create a storm of negativity around you and bring down your mood (and potentially cause you to worry)…which leads into point #3….

3. Stop worrying. Worrying doesn't solve anything, it only makes you wallow in a feeling of helplessness and self pity. Think of the solution to the problem and then put that into action.

4. Be grateful for what you have – not what you want. It could be something as simple (yet incredibly important) as being healthy. It could be your loving family. It could be having plenty of food and water. It could be your friends. Take a moment every day to say out loud the 3 things you're grateful for. You'd be surprised how much more you appreciate the moment.

5. Understand you may not end up pleasing everyone – people will get upset, people will get angry, people may not even like you for no good reason at all. It happens in life. It's good to try to understand how you can fix the issues you may be going through, but sometimes people don't want you to fix it. In which case, you need to be able to accept it and move on with your life.

6. Be yourself – Your personality, your mannerisms, your value system could definitely evolve as your continue to age, but the point is to be a genuine representation of who you are at any given time. It's really hard to fake being someone else, and most people will likely read through you. Be yourself. Learn to love who are you too. If you don't, then figure out what you need to change to be the person you want to be.
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TweetSpeak Poetry

2012-02-08T06:35:00.001+07:00

TweetSpeak Poetry

What’s In Store

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 10:58 AM PST

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Cartoon Studio

2012-02-07T14:25:00.001+07:00

Cartoon Studio

It’s NOT Easy Climbing To the Top – And There Will Be Obstacles!

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 12:34 AM PST

Climb to the top – no one said it was going to be easy!

Climbing to the top demands strength, whether it is to the top of Mount Everest or to the top of your career.
Abdul Kalam

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Desktop Inspiration

2012-02-07T10:29:00.001+07:00

Desktop Inspiration

Inspirational Wallpaper with 2 Proverbs 10:19 Verse

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 06:44 PM PST

We often talk without thinking first, which results to nothing good. Let us pray that God seals our lips if we have nothing good to say. Our words should escape our lips only to help others, praise and pray to God, and other things that would result to what is good. Let us not use the blessing of talking in hurting others or uplifting ourselves or telling lies.

THE GHETTO BIRD

2012-02-07T10:20:00.001+07:00

THE GHETTO BIRD

THE GHETTO BIRD
Lawyer Vs Cop
3 Brazilian Soldiers Killed

THE GHETTO BIRD

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 07:14 PM PST

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot
would yell, “The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don’t need no water let the muthafukkah burn! Burn muthafukkah burn!”
The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, “The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don’t need no water let the muthafukkah burn! Burn muthafukkah burn!”
She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, “No, you don’t say that here!!”
The parrot looked around and asked, “Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!”

Lawyer Vs Cop

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 07:14 PM PST

A lawyer from New York City runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a South Carolina State Trooper.
Being from New York, he thinks that he is smarter than the Trooper because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Trooper’s expense…
Trooper says, “License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What for?”
Trooper says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Trooper says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Trooper says, “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
Lawyer says, “If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket.”
Trooper says, “All right then Sir, exit your vehicle please.”
At this point, the Trooper takes out his nightstick and starts beating the hell out of the lawyer and says:
“Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?”

3 Brazilian Soldiers Killed

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 07:13 PM PST

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
“Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH, NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands, crying quietly.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

Trees that wood Inspiring Story

2012-02-06T19:35:00.001+07:00

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Desktop Inspiration

2012-02-04T10:28:00.001+07:00

Desktop Inspiration

Inspirational Wallpaper with Psalm 150:6 Verse

Posted: 03 Feb 2012 06:38 PM PST

Praise the Lord, for He created all of us, gives us everything we need, blesses us, protects us, LOVEs us.

Valentine Gifts

2012-02-04T03:23:00.000+07:00

Valentine Gifts

Valentines Day

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Valentine messages

2012-02-03T03:18:00.000+07:00

Valentine Messages

Valentines Day

Valentine messages, not easy to find good ones. If you are in love then you will try to find best valentine day messages to say to your lover. Get valentine messages for cards and valentine text messages from this site and show your love. We also have valentine messages for a friend.

If you ask me, there’s nothing in this world that can ever do, what a simple touch of your hand can do, that feeling, it’s really like something I never knew. If I were to be honest, I love you, I really do.

You call me just like the moon calls the tide, you love me from the outside and the inside, you are everything need, so much better than war and unbiased greed. Knock on the door, like you have never before, and step by step, we will make it safe to yonder shore!
There are 3 steps to happiness:
1. You.
2. Me.
3. Our hearts
4. Eternity!
I will love you until my heart stops beating.
Love u lots…
I Miss U Very Much!
I need you in my life because I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU forever.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
You remain in my world,happiness and joy.
Always be my valentine.
Love u lotsss Jaanu..
Happy
Valentines
DayHappy
Valentines
DayHappy
Valentines
DayHappy
Valentines
DayWith all my love
As the day gives way to night
I miss you having by my side
my heart is singing the song to say
I’ve been missing you more than words can say
In every moment of every season
during all the joyous moments of celebratinos
on each beautiful day
and on every dreamy night
I wish you be there
I wish you be mine
my heart beats for you
my heart craves for you
just thoughts can’t satiate
the desires of my love
just thoughts of yours
with every single breath I take
a voice from within says
I need you
on each silent night
I meet you in my lovely dreams
I hold you in my longing arms
and as the morning unfolds
its soft and dreamy petals
I wake up to the longing
I find you there somewhere
through the valleys of dew
through the deeps of love
if all these countless
thoughts mean love
I love you!
You are my rock through all the bad times,
The most beautiful waterfall in all the good times,
My Friend, My Love, My All.
You are the most amazing part of waking up every morning,
I love you, with every beat of my heart and every breath I take.
Thank you for being in my life and my world.
It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in 2gtherI love u frnd Happy Valentines Day

RomanceClass Romantic Tips

2012-02-02T11:40:00.000+07:00

Happy February!
February is the month of love and romance! Find ways to bring beauty and delight into your daily life. We all deserve to be happy and content. By taking small steps each day you can achieve joy!

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Best Kiss in the World - Sand Texture
Have you ever tried this? Having some clean sand in your mouth while you kiss? It might surprise you!

A Teasing Kiss
Sometimes the gentlest of touches are what build that powerful connection between people.

Rose Meanings
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Mused Literary Review
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Payback Bitch!

2012-02-02T10:34:00.001+07:00

Payback Bitch!

Payback Bitch!
The Zookeeper
TWO MOBSTERS

Payback Bitch!

Posted: 01 Feb 2012 05:54 PM PST

Dear Husband

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t touch me or anything. Either you’re cheating or you don’t love me anymore, what ever the case is, I’m gone.

P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your Ex-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn’t work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a man!” My mother raised me to not say anything if you can’t say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Every-thing happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that’s not a problem.

Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!

The Zookeeper

Posted: 01 Feb 2012 05:54 PM PST

A Zookeeper was walking through the zoo one day, checking on all the animals.
When he passed near the Giraffe pen, he noticed a woman standing near the fence
that contained the giraffes.

One of the largest giraffes had walked up to the woman and stood in front of her on
the other side of the fence.

Suddenly, the giraffe reared up and jumped over the fence and raced away through the zoo.

The Zookeeper ran over to the woman. “My God Lady, what happened to the giraffe?”

The woman turned to the Zookeeper and said, “All I did was reach through the bars and tickle his balls.”

With that the Zookeeper dropped his own pants around his ankles and said, “Tickle mine, I gotta catch him.”

TWO MOBSTERS

Posted: 01 Feb 2012 05:54 PM PST

Two mobsters are talking about what they got their wives for Christmas.

The first one says “I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes, so that in case she doesn’t like the diamond, she can drive it back to the store and get another.”

The second mobster says, “I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way, if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.”

TweetSpeak Poetry

2012-02-02T06:24:00.001+07:00

TweetSpeak Poetry

It’s Going to Be a Red February

Posted: 01 Feb 2012 06:54 AM PST

Coming soon, Red. That’s our theme for the month of February. We’ll have posts from two different poets here at Tweetspeak, and we’ll have a whole lot of Red poems at Every Day Poems.

In the meantime, here’s an interview at Redbud Writer’s Guild, all about writing. (What color is *your* writing? )

Photo by Kelly Sauer. Used with permission.

Valentine sayings - Lifequoteslifequotes

2012-02-02T03:14:00.000+07:00

Valentine Sayings

Valentines Day

Valentine sayings, not easy to find good ones. If you are in love then you will try to find best sayings for valentine to say to your lover. Get valentine sayings for cards and funny valentine sayings from this site and show your love.

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
I claim there ain’t
Another Saint
As great as Valentine.
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.
Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without.
Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.
Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day,
All in the morning bedtime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes
“For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.”
“I have loved to the point of madness; That which is called madness, That which to me, Is the only sensible way to love”
“Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day, All in the morning bedtime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine”
“Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.”

inspirational Story - The Pencil

2012-02-01T19:55:00.001+07:00

Inspirational Stories, Quotes and Poems

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Hello GUNAONE

This is Soliman, from http://www.inspireme.net

Welcome again to inspirational stories, quotes and poems.

Motivational Quotes

The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. -- Author Unknown

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields

Inspirational Story - Parable Of The Pencil

The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box.

"There are 5 things you need to know," he told the pencil, "Before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be."

Rest of the story

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Desktop Inspiration

2012-02-01T10:19:00.001+07:00

Desktop Inspiration

Inspirational Wallpaper with 2 Corinthians 5:17 Verse

Posted: 31 Jan 2012 06:32 PM PST

Sometimes we feel so guilty about our sins that even after confession and trying to be good, we still feel like we are not good enough to be children of God. However, let us remember this verse. Indeed, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. Let us also keep in mind that noone is too good to be able to save himself, and noone is too bad for God not to be able to save him.

Valentine facebook status

2012-02-01T03:02:00.000+07:00

Valentines Day

Valentine facebook status, not easy to find good ones. If you are in love then you will try to find best valentine facebook statuses. Get Valentine status from this site and show your love on FB.

I love you more than last Valentines.
If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Happy valentine day
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.
Your looks, your smile, your kiss, your style, everything about you boy, drives me wild.
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
It still seems like magic
everytime I rememberhow love softly touched our hearts
bringing in together
What makes me eager to fight for you…
is your touch of affection…
that love whispers through my ears…
everytime you look at me…
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
If you ask me, there’s nothing in this world that can ever do, what a simple touch of your hand can do, that feeling, it’s really like something I never knew. If I were to be honest, I love you, I really do.
Wish you a very Happy Valentine’s Day.
This is a message is to let you know that you are thought of always.
May God give you everything you wish for.
The more you go away from me, the closer I come towards you.
I may not speak a word but my heart will always tell that you are my dearest one forever.
Happy valentine day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Extra boss

2012-01-31T17:30:00.000+07:00

WORLD’S THINNEST BOOKS

2012-01-31T10:22:00.001+07:00

WORLD’S THINNEST BOOKS

WORLD’S THINNEST BOOKS
WORTH A TRY
In the classroom
A Republican Banker Meets His Destiny

WORLD’S THINNEST BOOKS

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 04:56 PM PST

FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE b y Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J. Simpson

And the world’s Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

WORTH A TRY

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 04:56 PM PST

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

“Grandpa, what are you doing?”, he exclaimed. “Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!”

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

“Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?”, he asked again.

The old man looked slowly at him and said, “Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s idea!”

In the classroom

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 04:56 PM PST

In the Sex Education class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go
home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for
making sex.”
The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, “Well, John, how many
positions did you come up with?”
Johnny says, “Seventy-three.”
The teacher says, “Oh, my goodness…uh…very good, John, very good…”
She calls on Becky in the front and says, “All right, Becky, how about
you?”
Becky says, “Gee, teacher, I only came up with one…where the guy just
lays on top of the girl.”
Johnny yells, “Seventy-four.”

A Republican Banker Meets His Destiny

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 04:55 PM PST

A factory worker, a fervent Democrat dressed in overalls, sat down to have his lunch in a park across from his office.

Then he noticed a very distinguished and dignified man step out of a top of the line BMW, walk into the park and sit down a few feet away on the grass; he was extremely well dressed in a hand tailored Brioni pinstriped business suit, perfectly tied silk necktie, starched white dress shirt, monogrammed cuff links, silver tiepin, Rolex watch, immaculately polished black leather shoes and silk socks. He placed his expensive briefcase next to him and prepared for lunch.

“One of those Republicans, I’ll bet” thought the factory worker, and after introducing himself, he found out he was right not only a Republican, but an investment banker!

The factory worker glanced at the banker’s shoes, glistening in the sunlight.

“You have those polished every day, don’t you?” he asked.

The Investment Banker nodded “Just about. I have to look good for the clients. These were handmade for me. The first thing people notice are your shoes, at least in my line of work.”

The factory worker snapped “What about the poor? A few shoeshines would pay for a lot food. You “suits” are all alike! Tell me something. How much money did you pay for those fancy shoes?”

The Investment Banker looked surprised and said calmly “Eight hundred dollars”

The factory worker yelled “Just for ONE pair of shoes! How are you helping out other people? Never trust a suit! And how much was that suit?”

The banker said quietly: “Well, it’s none of your business but it was two thousand for the suit and two hundred for the tie and two hundred for the shirt, since you ask. I help them through taxes, but we all have a personal responsibility. Brioni pinstripes are expensive.”

The factory worker said “I’m telling you, the poor only need a chance! You should be GIVING them money; they haven’t had your advantages!”

The Investment Banker shrugged and said “We all have to work for what we have. I have worked very hard for what I have.”

“I saw you get out of that car. Pretty classy!” said the factory worker. “That BMW would pay for several cheap cars!”

“Yes, it is a classy car” said the banker smiling and pulled out his computer. “I am trading stocks so I would prefer some privacy”

The factory worker said “Stocks! Look, poverty can happen to anyone! There’s no way you can know that from where you sit with your high and mighty job and your car and your hotshot clothes! If you were not a SUIT, you would KNOW that! You need to know what it’s like to NOT be a suit!”

The Investment Banker smiled and said “Keep talking if you want to. When I sleep, nothing wakes me – and I mean NOTHING! I sleep like a rock.”

The investment banker put down his computer, sighed, relaxed on the grass and fell into a deep sleep.

Then a barefoot homeless man appeared, and asked the factory worker for change. The factory worker apologized, and said he had nothing, but then he saw the investment banker’s wallet in his suit pocket.

He had an idea. He slipped the wallet out, and handed it to the homeless man, ID, credit cards and all.

Then he had another idea – a riskier one. He looked at the banker’s feet.
Why not! This is a Republican who needs to give to society! The homeless man needs shoes, and the banker definitely needs to be humbled.

He looked again at the feet of the sleeping investment banker. “Wait! I’m sure you need these more than he does.” He then started to slowly untie the investment banker’s mirror polished $800 shoes and very slowly and carefully pulled them off his feet.

“You have to have socks to go with these shoes!” he said, and even more carefully, he reached up under the banker’s suit cuffs and peeled the black dress socks off the banker’s legs, heels, soles and finally his toes, and held them up like trophies. He handed both shoes and socks to the homeless man, who grinned.

The factory worker said: “With my compliments! They are handmade and they were just polished! Somebody told me that the first thing people notice are your SHOES!”

The investment banker, now barefoot, yawned, stretched, but continued to sleep; soon he started to snore again, while the bum walked off in the banker’s shoes.

“I guess he won’t be seeing any more clients today, and he’ll have to miss that board meeting”, said the factory worker to himself, “but he’ll be a much better person now that he’s humbled! I’m changing his destiny!”

An old man walked by and stared at the sleeping banker and the contrast between the tailored suit and his bare feet; he laughed out loud and walked on.

Then a mugger ran by, holding on to money he had just stolen. “A victim of society!” thought the factory worker.

He slid the keys to the BMW out of the banker’s pocket, threw them to the mugger, and pointed to the car.

The mugger didn’t stop to ask questions – he just drove off.

Then the factory worker saw a sad woman with a baby walking by. “Can I help you?” he asked her. When he found out that she needed money for her rent, the factory worker again approached the snoring investment banker and removed his cuff links; then he slipped the tiepin out of the silk tie.

“His wristwatch will be worth plenty!” said the factory worker to himself, and slipped the Rolex off the banker’s manicured hand. He handed them all to the delighted woman. “Sell these!” the factory worker cried. “Oh, thank you sir” said the woman, and ran off.

“It’s the least I can do!” said the factory worker.

He then thought: “Well, he has no more fancy shoes, no socks, no keys, no car, no ID or credit cards or wristwatch or license or money. I guess I’m turning him from a suit into something much better! I might as well finish the job!”

The factory worker then noticed the banker’s computer and the password on a piece of paper. He sold all of the banker’s stocks and bonds, and gave the money to the Democratic National Committee.

Next, a man in a janitor’s uniform walked by, looking dejected.

“What’s the matter, my friend?” said the factory worker sympathetically. “I..lost my job. I have a chance for a better one, but I don’t have the clothes! This is all I have!” and he held up a pair of old polyester pants.

The factory worker sighed, and then looked at the banker’s navy blue pinstriped business suit.

“Would this help? It’s a two thousand dollar suit! A Brioni!” he asked the man.

“Sure!” cried the man “But how are you going to strip it off him?”

“Just watch and see!” said the factory worker.

He very slowly moved one of the banker’s arms and then the other and the banker rolled on to his stomach, still sleeping and removed the suit jacket.

“You could use a briefcase, too!” said the factory worker and opened up the investment banker’s briefcase.

He removed the contents and handed it to the joyful man. He also gave him the banker’s Blackberry and computer and password. Then he looked at the banker’s expensive silk tie and white shirt. Could he manage it?

He had to move the banker again a few times, but he only snored and slept as he untied the tie and pulled off the shirt. Then he unbuttoned the banker’s suspenders and pulled them off.

Triumphantly he handed the starched white shirt, suspenders and necktie to the man, leaving their formerly well-dressed owner in his t-shirt.

“Wait” the factory worker said. “You really need the full suit. Give me a hand and I’ll need those polyester pants. I’m getting good at this” and with great care and trouble, set to work removing the suit trousers.

Ten minutes later, the man was holding up the full pinstriped suit with admiration while its former owner was reduced to wearing the polyester pants.

He thanked the factory worker profusely and ran off, who brushed off his words: “I’m always glad to help those who need it! I’ve always been generous!”

“How good it is to help people!” he said to himself. “And mister hotshot isn’t a “suit” anymore!”

Twenty minutes later, a policeman walks up to the formerly impeccably dressed investment banker, slapped him on the soles of his bare feet and snapped: “Hey buddy, wake up, no loitering! We don’t allow bums to sleep here”

Finally the investment banker woke up with a start and looked down at himself with astonishment.

There was nothing left of the perfectly dressed banker he had been when he fell asleep. He was barefoot, and wearing only cheap trousers and a t-shirt. It took him a moment to realize that his suit, shoes, socks, tie, shirt, watch, jewelry, money, credit cards, ID, computer and briefcase had all been stripped from him.

He turned to the factory worker in astonished fury. “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHERE IS MY SUIT, MY TIE, MY SHIRT! WHERE ARE MY SHOES AND SOCKS!? MY BRIEFCASE! MY WALLET! HOW CAN I GO BACK TO MY OFFICE LIKE THIS!? I LOOK LIKE A BUM!”

The factory worker then told him about his car and stocks. The banker began to yell.

The policeman then turned to the factory worker and said “Is this bum disturbing you?” and grabbed the struggling investment banker by the arm and says: “You can sleep it off in the tank, buddy! Vagrancy, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer, harassment!”

At that moment, his boss walked by on a stroll, saw his bedraggled employee being dragged away and cried out, “What are you doing?! You’re fired!”

Three months later, the factory worker wandered into the park, and saw the homeless man on the corner, as usual, wearing the same gleaming black shoes and socks, but now there was a new panhandler with him, barefoot with matted hair and a grizzled face, wearing polyester pants and a T-shirt. “It can’t be!” he says, as he walked up to him. But it is.

The homeless man looked up and winked: “He’s one of us now!” he said laughing “And I’m even wearing HIS fancy shoes!”

The expensive haircut and the manicure were gone, along with everything else, and the former investment banker is now an unemployed homeless bum with a criminal record; he had been thrown out of his condo and his wife had left him. It’s hard to believe this was the same confident man in the expensive suit and the polished shoes he had seen that day in the park.

“I have been stripped of everything and my life is destroyed. Spare change, sir?” said the banker-turned-panhandler, without looking up.

“Forget it!” snapped the factory worker. “Get a job! Those republicans! They never think it will happen to them!”

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Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Love is a game that two can play and both win

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”

“Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.”

“Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.”

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.”

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.”

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“What the heart gives away is never gone … It is kept in the hearts of others.”

- Robin St. John

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“We can do no great things; only small things with great love.” – Mother Teresa

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“Love is something eternal, the aspect may change, but not the essence.” – Vincent van Gogh

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“Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.” ~Voltaire

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“Love is the greatest refreshment in life.” – Pablo Picasso

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“Life is a journey, and love is what makes that journey worthwhile.”

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” As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love.”

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Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Franklin P. Jones

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At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

Plato

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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Robert Frost

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If you have it [Love], you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.

Sir James M. Barrie

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Henry Louis Mencken

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Love is a friendship set to music.

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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! ~Thomas Hood

When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. ~English saying used on poesy rings

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand, and Stars, 1939

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown

I claim there ain't
Another Saint
As great as Valentine.
~Ogden Nash

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. ~Robert Fulghum, True Love

Must, bid the Morn awake!
Sad Winter now declines,
Each bird doth choose a mate;
This day's Saint Valentine's.
For that good bishop's sake
Get up and let us see
What beauty it shall be
That Fortune us assigns.
~Michael Drayton

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare

kisses are a better fate
than wisdom.
~e.e. cummings

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown

Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine.
~Author Unknown

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. ~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. ~George Moore

We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. ~Ben Hecht

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke

Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn’t put there to stay -
Love isn’t love
'Til you give it away.
~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)"

I've fallen in love many times... always with you. ~Author Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. ~Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. ~Natalie Clifford Barney

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. ~Robert Browning

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. ~Zora Neale Hurston

Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. ~Author Unknown

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. ~Anonymous, winner of February 2011 quotegarden Twitter create your own quote contest

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. ~Jim Gaffigan

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day.
~Thomas Hood

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. ~George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. ~Latin Proverb

Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: -
So many times do I love again.
~Thomas Lovell Beddoes

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. ~Plato

True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. ~Ovid

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun.
~Charles Hanson Towne

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. ~Author Unknown

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. ~Author Unknown

The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. ~Margaret Atwood

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. ~Author Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.
~Pixie Foudre

How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. ~Victor Hugo

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. ~John Bulwer

Love is not singular except in syllable. ~Marvin Taylor

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. ~E.Y. "Yip" Harburg and Fred Saidy, dialogue just before the song "Old Devil Moon" in the musical Finian's Rainbow (Thanks, Katherine!)

Love me and the world is mine. ~David Reed

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. ~Robert Frost

Love is the poetry of the senses. ~Honoré de Balzac

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. ~Samuel Lover

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~Erich Segal

Love is what you've been through with somebody. ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

Love is being stupid together. ~Paul Valery

For twas not into my ear you whispered
But into my heart
Twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul
~Judy Garland

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. ~William Shakespeare

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key.
~Frederick Saunders

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. ~Pablo Picasso

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~Pearl Bailey

Give me a kisse, and to that kisse a score;
Then to that twenty, adde a hundred more;
A thousand to that hundred; so kisse on,
To make that thousand up a million;
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kisse afresh, as when we first begun.
~Robert Herrick, "To Anthea (III)"

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~Aerosmith

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ~Voltaire

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. ~Author Unknown

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. ~Stephen King

My whole heart for my whole life. ~French saying used on poesy rings

Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. ~Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

Love is metaphysical gravity. ~R. Buckminster Fuller

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

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Pashto Loving & Romantic Ghazal Poetry

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 10:38 AM PST

Pashto Loving Romantic Ghazal

Adagane aw nazoona ser pa so????????

Pa Speen Makh Lare Khalona ser pa so?

Mata dwa kelo pasta annangi rakra!!!!!!

Da de saro shondo sarona ser pa so???

Da da stargo da bana kho ba de gran ve!

Khware zulfe de taarona Ser pa So?????

Ma aajaz sara Jayez Khabara aukra!!!!!

Nan Saba de deedanona Ser pa So????

Sa sho ka nom de pa khanda Akhlama!

Hara Salgai darpase saa Akhlama!!!!!!

Saaqi rawarawa yaw jaam da meene!!

so ba da khuklo nom pa Ghala Akhlama

Da muhabat da har tandak pa nama!!

Da shokho stargo na Sala Akhlama!!

Noor ba tasal da paredali ihsaas!!!!

Da meene har qadam Rasa Akhlama

Da aarmanjano umeedo pa Khaatir!

Pa har manzal ke de raza Akhlama

"Seelaba" Zara rata pa Daag auwail?

Sar warkawoma kho ashna Akhlama!

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Ghani Khan Pashto Shayari

Intezar che pa salgo sho no ta raghley

Che me zhwand pa dobedo sho no ta raghley

Saaqi cherta ve che meena aw masti wa?

Che me laas pa rapedo sho no ta Raghley

Lag me pregda lag shan sabar sha Ajala!

Yaar che khwala pa ratlo sho no ta Raghley

Za ba tal daghse khandam

Ka pa aur sham ka pa dar

Paaty paaty de qise shwe

Da Dauzakh da Kitabono

Dagha she da mula jan de

Za kho sta da mene yaar yam

Za sa shiekh mula kho na yam

Che na Kar kawom na Inkaar

Ka Wai sawaza no swazegam

Ishaq ke nishta inkaarona!!!

Aey da loi fazal Malika!!!

Da Yawa kho pake wawra

Dalta der yam swazedale

Nor me pregda pa qarar

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Rabi ul Awal Ka Chand Mubarak Ho
Us Area Ki Chikini Chameli Thi
Friendship is Twise The Value of Love
There Was Infinite Hidden Joy
Magar Jaan To Wo Hamari Hai
Ye Warq Warq Teri Daastan

Rabi ul Awal Ka Chand Mubarak Ho

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 10:02 AM PST

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Khushiyon Aur Barkaton Ke Sath
RABI UL AWAL
Ka Chand Mubarak Ho.

Us Area Ki Chikini Chameli Thi

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 09:46 AM PST

Nazar Mili Tab Wo Akeli Thi,
Dosti Hui To Wo Saheli Thi,
Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gai Tab Pata Chala
Wo us Area Ki Chikini Chameli Thi !

Friendship is Twise The Value of Love

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 05:49 AM PST

"L" is 12th letter of alphabets
"O" is15th
"V" is 22nd
"E" is 5th

Total of "LOVE" is 54

But Similarly
"F" is 6th
"R" is 18th
"I" is 9th
"E" is 5th
"N" is 14th
"D" is 4th
"S" is 19th
"H" is 8th
"I" is 9th
"P" is 16th

Total of "FRIENDSHIP" is 108

Exactly twice of 54 (LOVE)

So, The FRIENDSHIP is twice the Value of LOVE.

There Was Infinite Hidden Joy

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 05:41 AM PST

When I Was Young
I Laughed Less
But
There Was Infinite Hidden
Joy,

As I Grew Up
I Learn To Laugh A Lot
To Hide The Unspoken
Sadness...

Magar Jaan To Wo Hamari Hai

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 05:36 AM PST

Usay Keh do Apni Khas Hifazat kiya Kare, MOHSIN ..!

Beshak Saansen Uski Hain Magar JAAN to Wo Hamari Hai..!

Ye Warq Warq Teri Daastan

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 05:28 AM PST

Yeh Warq Warq Teri Daastaan,
Yeh Sabaq Sabaq Tere Tazkaray,

Main Karoon To Kaisay Karoon Alag,
Tujhay Zindagi Ki Kitaab Say.......

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A Husband & Wife Were Arguing…..

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 04:43 AM PST

A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
“Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?

Argument Ended !!!!!!!!!

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2012-01-24T16:29:00.001+07:00

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Be Yourself …
Happy Republic Day……
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Inspirational and Positive Words…..

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 02:19 PM PST

Positive and Inspirational Words have an amazing impact on your mind.

Change your words and change your world!!!!!

Here are wonderful 25 inspirational and positive words which can be used in daily lives….

Amazing
Awesome
Beautiful
Excellent
Fabulous
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Fortuitous
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Incredible
Ineffable
Mirthful
Outstanding
Perfect
Propitious
Remarkable
Smart
Spectacular
Splendid
Stellar
Stupendous
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Ultimate
Unbelievable
Wondrous

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Posted: 22 Jan 2012 08:02 PM PST

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Dil Tootega To Fariyaad Karoge
Barsat Ki Ek Khoobsurat Raat Main
Tamam Girls Se Guzarish Hai
Larky aur Larki Ka Sex
My Sweet Heart You are Too Hot
Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill
Mangta Hn To Deti Nhi Ho
Can I Sit Here
Anyone From This Family Love Men

Dil Tootega To Fariyaad Karoge

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 01:26 PM PST

Dil Tootega Toh Fariyaad Karoge Tum Bhi ...
Hum Na Rahe Toh Hamein Yaad Karoge Tum Bhi ...
Aaj Kehte Ho Hamare Paas Waqt Nahin ...
Par Ek Din Mere Liye Waqt Barbaad Karoge Tum Bhi ...

Barsat Ki Ek Khoobsurat Raat Main

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 01:03 PM PST

Barsat ki
Ek khobsurat rat mein
Shabnam se bheg k
Ek dosrey se takraty huey

Ek PHOOL ne
Dosrey phol se kaha

.

.

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Tamam Girls Se Guzarish Hai

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:48 PM PST

Selaab Ki Wajah Se Kafi Bhaensain (Cows) Zaaya Ho Chuki Hain.

Darr Hai K Doodh Ki Shortage Ho Jaye Gi.

Is Liye Tamaam

GIRLS
Se Guzarish Ha K Is Mushkil Waqt Main Hakoomat Ka Sath Dain

.

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Larky aur Larki Ka Sex

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:43 PM PST

1 Bacha Ek Larky or Larki ko Sex karte Hue Dekh Leta Hai.

Bacha: Muje Bhi Karne Do Warna Me Aapke Papa Ko Bata Dunga.

Larka: Le Yaar Tu Bhi Karle.
Bacha Kafi Try Karta Hai,
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My Sweet Heart You are Too Hot

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:37 PM PST

Sex k Doran Mukhtalif Aurton k Mukhtalif Jumly

Nokrani: Saab G Jaldi Kro Koi Aa Na Jaye

Parosan: Ahista plz Kahin awaz na chali jaye

Girlfriend: My Sweet heart u r 2 hot ahh...Hmm

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Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:28 PM PST

Jack & Jill went up the Hill to have a little fun.

But Stupid Jill Forgot The Pill and Now They Have a Son ..

Mangta Hn To Deti Nhi Ho

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:23 PM PST

Seductive Shaayari:

Mangta hun to
deti nahi ho,

Jawaab meri baat ka..

Aur deti ho to khada
ho jata hai,

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Can I Sit Here

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:12 PM PST

Girl (in Train): Can I Sit Here?

Boy: Its all urs

Girl: Can i take some water?

Boy: My pleasure

Girl: Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ??

.

Boy:
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Anyone From This Family Love Men

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:06 PM PST

Daughter: Dad I'm Lesbìan
Dad: Oh okay
2nd Daughter: I'm Also Lesbìan
Dad: CHRIST! Doesn't Anyone From This Family Love MEN?
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